"You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator." Christopher: "His house looked like shit." Why It’s a Masterpiece Pine Barrens (3.11)

The plot is simple: Paulie and Christopher are sent to collect a debt from a Russian named . A minor altercation escalates into a botched execution, and the pair ends up lost in the snowy New Jersey wilderness.

The episode gave us the show’s most famous exchange of dialogue:

"The guy you're looking for is some kind of ex-commando... he killed 16 Chechen rebels single-handed! He was with the interior ministry."