The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... May 2026

Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s.

Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear. He spends the entire hike critiquing everyone’s "form" while secretly being the most out of shape. The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Tasked with carrying the "Corpse-Bag." She is convinced this is her "Wild" moment and keeps trying to record a gritty, inspirational vlog. Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing