[s3e2] Remember When Jade Broke A Nail? -

"Twenty bucks says she makes us all file our nails by the end of the period," Beck whispered back. "No bet," Tori sighed.

"I have a nail file in my bag!" Tori offered, reaching into her purse. [S3E2] Remember When Jade Broke a Nail?

Cat skipped onto the stage, holding a giant ball of pink yarn. "One time my brother tried to grow his nails really long so he could climb walls like a lizard! But then he got stuck in the screen door and we had to use butter to get him out." "Twenty bucks says she makes us all file

Jade hissed like a cat. "Keep your amateur grit away from me. If I’m going down, I’m going down with dignity." Cat skipped onto the stage, holding a giant

Tori walked in, holding a script and a latte. "Hey guys, are we ready to—" She stopped, noticing the funeral-parade vibe. "What happened? Did Sikowitz get stuck in the vents again?"

"Tragedy happened, Vega," Jade spat, standing up and thrusting her hand forward. "Look at it." Tori squinted. "Is... is that a chip?"

"Oh, it's worse than that," Rex chimed in. "She's one hangnail away from a total psychological collapse. Not that she wasn't already halfway there."