My Pretty Sucks Big Lifestyle: Embracing the "Meh" in a World of "Wow"
Because my brain doesn't have the bandwidth for new plot twists.
Why buy a dresser when you have a perfectly good carpet to organize your clean and dirty laundry into mysterious piles? my preety sucks big cock
Welcome to my lifestyle. It’s not a tragedy, but it’s definitely not a Pinterest board. It’s that weird middle ground where the vibes are high but the execution is… questionable. The Lifestyle: Curated Chaos
Telling people "I’ll see if I can make it" when I am already in my pajamas with zero intention of perceiving the outside world again today. Why "Sucks" is Actually Great My Pretty Sucks Big Lifestyle: Embracing the "Meh"
Here’s the thing: trying to be perfect is exhausting. There is a specific kind of freedom in admitting that your lifestyle is a bit of a wreck. When you stop trying to curate every corner of your existence, you actually have time to live it.
1. Splash water. 2. Realize I’m out of moisturizer. 3. Hope for the best. It’s not a tragedy, but it’s definitely not
If my life had a theme song, it would be played on a kazoo. My "lifestyle" currently consists of: