The neon lights of the "Glitch & Glimmer" cyber-cafe flickered as Jax hit the final 'Enter' key. He had been scouring the deepest sub-forums of Mod The Sims for something unique, something that would make his virtual avatar stand out in the sprawling digital metropolis of Neo-SimCity .

The description was even weirder: 'For the Sim who has everything to say but no way to bite back. High-poly mesh. Zero collision.'

He found it on a page that looked like it hadn't been updated since 2004. The title was plain: .