Drivel May 2026

"Citizens!" he shouted. "I have solved the energy crisis with the power of flavor!"

He held up his journal. Within its pages was a disorganized rambling of arrows, coffee stains, and the word "Zest" circled seventeen times. His argument, as he explained it to a confused mailman, was that if everyone ate enough lemon zest at exactly 3:00 PM, the collective sourness would "electrify the atmosphere" and power the streetlights. drivel

One Tuesday, Barnaby stood up and cleared his throat so loudly that three pigeons took flight from the sidewalk. "Citizens

"That is complete and utter ," muttered a woman at the next table, not looking up from her book. "Total balderdash ." His argument, as he explained it to a

"Perhaps," he conceded to the dog, "the world isn't ready for my genius."

Barnaby Pringle was a man of many words, though few of them made any sense. He sat at the corner of the local café every morning, nursing a cold espresso and scribbling furiously into a leather-bound journal. To the casual observer, he looked like a visionary poet; to his neighbors, he was the neighborhood source of .

1. : nonsense. Don't waste your time reading such drivel. 2. archaic : drool sense 1. Merriam-Webster June | 2012 - Drivel by Dave