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The Characters of U.B.Funkeys

Series 1 - Wave 1

Series 1 - Wave 2

Series 2 - Funkiki Island

Speed Racer Series
Cannonball Taylor

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 1

Series 3 - Dream State Chat Funkeys

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 2

Series 4 - Hidden Realm

Funkeystown Adventure Pack
Mayor Sayso
Master Lox
Henchmen

Funkiki Island Adventure Pack
Jerry Pearl
The Pineapple King
Funkiki Native

SDCC 2008 Exclusive
Dot

Unreleased Funkeys

Taejo
Bandit


Dark Light | Genuine

(how does the "Gray" economy work)? Change the ending (what if the Dark Light was a trap)? Characterize the sister (what was her role in his journey)?

Elias was a scavenger, a "Lamp-Lighter" who risked the suffocating outer wastes to find forgotten caches of old-world illumination. One evening, while digging through the ruins of a subterranean observatory, his shovel struck something that didn't feel like stone or lead. Dark Light

The people of the Gray didn’t just use light to see; they used it to survive. Without a weekly "dosage" from the glowing canisters, the human body began to wither. Skin turned translucent, bones became brittle as dry chalk, and eventually, the "fades" would simply dissolve into the shadows. (how does the "Gray" economy work)

When the dust settled, the sky above the Gray was no longer gray. It was a piercing, infinite blue. The sun, forgotten for centuries, poured down a warmth that felt like a physical weight. Elias was a scavenger, a "Lamp-Lighter" who risked

According to the legends of the old world, Dark Light was the inverse of the sun. It didn't reveal the world as it was; it revealed the world as it could be.

But the vision came with a price. Every time the Dark Light pulsed, Elias felt a piece of his memory slip away. He forgot the name of the street he lived on. He forgot the taste of the synthetic nutrient paste that kept him alive. He forgot the face of the sister he was scavaging for.

The explosion wasn't a sound, but a silent ripple of violet and gold. The "Dark Light" rushed out like a tidal wave, consuming the soot, the lead canisters, and the gray buildings. As the wave hit Elias, he felt the last of his name dissolve.


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