35999313_1828665960776332_4302808119576100864_n... May 2026
Noticing someone take the last "shared" appetizer without asking.
Barnaby remains on that couch to this day, a silent guardian of common sense, forever watching, forever judging, and forever giving the world the side-eye it so clearly deserves. 35999313_1828665960776332_4302808119576100864_n...
Barnaby wasn't angry. He was disappointed. He was sitting perfectly still, his head tilted just enough to keep Greg in his peripheral vision. His right eye was narrowed into a sliver of pure, unadulterated skepticism. It was a look that said: "I saw the sour cream, Greg." "You're wearing mismatched socks again, Greg." "Is this really who you wanted to be when you grew up?" The Viral Moment Noticing someone take the last "shared" appetizer without
