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He stepped forward into the light. In his hand, he wasn't holding a dragon longsword or a staff of air. He held a single, burnt shrimp.

"I'm... I'm a level 92, man," Noob7 typed back, his fingers hovering over the mechanical keyboard. "I don't need trout. I'm headed to the Wilderness."

Should we continue this journey toward the or dive deeper into the stranger's mysterious past ? 2048x1070 Old School RuneScape - Well hello the...

"Selling trout?" the stranger asked, his chat bubble appearing with a soft pop .

With a final flash of purple light—the distinct glow of a teleport—the stranger vanished. In his place lay a single pile of 25 gold coins and a note that read: Buying GF 10k. He stepped forward into the light

"I’ve been here since the world was flat," the stranger whispered. "Before the Grand Exchange was a glimmer in a developer's eye. I remember when we traded in certificates and feared the Evil Chicken like a god."

The stranger chuckled, a sound that wasn't an emote, but felt like a glitch in the soundtrack. "Everyone goes to the Wilderness thinking they’re the hero. But the lag spikes don't care about your legends. The random events don't care about your grind." I'm headed to the Wilderness

"Well, hello there," a voice rasped from the shadows near the basement stairs.